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idonegaffedit:

i accidentally told my friend the sweetest pick up line ever. i started talking about solipsism (the belief that everything around you was created by your mind) and i went “If everything around me is all my imagination, then you’re the best thing I’ve come up with” she was speechless for a solid five minutes.

(via coffeeandcastiel)

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coilyn:

coilyn:

if you ever tell me you hate black olives i will eat an entire can in front of you i will purchase a can just for the express purpose of eating it in front of you i literally just ate an entire can of olives. this also applies to tomatoes and celery.

i am a very spiteful man.

The thing people don’t understand is not everyone is going to like the same thing, but the other thing … that people don’t understand which is the MOST IMPORTANT is that when we don’t like something you LOVE that means THERE IS MORE FOR YOU TO STUFF IN YOUR MOUF! :3 <3

(via coffeeandcastiel)

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forever:

why do teachers think that yawning is rude like i’m oxygen deprived what do u want me to do

(via coffeeandcastiel)

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the-goddamazon:

tonyabbot:

whatfulllipsyouhave:

meredithalden:

a public service announcement

I still don’t understand why none of my art teachers ever told us this.

Probs coz sometimes people gotta learn stuff for themselves

I don’t even know why my art teachers ever told us ‘red yellow and blue’ were the primary colors of the color wheel. Like that just seemed so fake to me.

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the-goddamazon:

space-sass:

the-bookshelf-at-the-end:

When I say I want to read the book before seeing the movie, I don’t want brownie points or bragging rights. I want to be able to read the book with my imagined world and idea of the characters without the movie’s influence at least once. After you see the movie there’s always some part of it that sticks in your head for a long time and you lose the enjoyment of making it up yourself.

thank you so much for putting it into words

Basically.

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jhenne-bean:

toonzeldas:

Disney fans trying to explain the difference between Rapunzel/Anna/Elsa/Honey Lemon’s designs like:

image

"Look at those nasolabial folds!!!"

(via the-goddamazon)

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the-goddamazon:


under-base:


If we get to be born again, without any regret- 
Lets play together brother, like the old times we met.

So….. tilt the screen//..


WHY DID Y’ALL DO THIS TO MEEEE

the-goddamazon:

under-base:

If we get to be born again, without any regret-

Lets play together brother, like the old times we met.

So….. tilt the screen//..

WHY DID Y’ALL DO THIS TO MEEEE

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the-goddamazon:

bitchenwitch:

spoopyhawke:

oh my god oH my god OH MY GOD fuckin christ oh my god masculinity is so fragile oh my god

"wow i like that sweater you’re knitting" "IT’S NOT A SWEATER IT’S A BRO COZY CAN’T YOU SEE I’M A MAN??"

LOLOLOLOL

the-goddamazon:

bitchenwitch:

spoopyhawke:

oh my god oH my god OH MY GOD fuckin christ oh my god masculinity is so fragile oh my god

"wow i like that sweater you’re knitting" "IT’S NOT A SWEATER IT’S A BRO COZY CAN’T YOU SEE I’M A MAN??"

LOLOLOLOL

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the-goddamazon:

sixpenceee:

Now you know. (Source)

Both are incredibly intelligent and awesome corvids, tho.

Ravens are big as shit.

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